Cash Me Ousside Girl’s New Career Makes Nuclear War Not Seem So Bad

Thought Danielle ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Bregoli’s 15 minutes of fame had long passed? Think again. As further proof of nuclear war looking justifiable, the teenager is now pursuing a rap career.

Bregoli, 14, became internet famous after she appeared on Dr Phil talking shit about her mum and has since – by the looks of things – made a gross amount of money.

And look, fair play to her. If I could make shitloads posing with products on Instagram, I’d be all over it. But thinking I was capable of rapping? Not a chance.

Bregoli however is not perturbed by the haters.

We should have seen this coming to be fair. Back in February, when she was about 6 minutes into her 15, she appeared on Florida rapper Kodak Black’s videos, flaunting her newfound cash and fame.

But now, it’s less funny.

Here’s a few samples of what she’s come up thus far:

Water, water drippin,’ come take a peek, you in trailer hoe, but you can’t compete…

…Red cup know that Kool-Aid/Got me fed up you goes too fake/One minute he man, he a ride or die/Next Minute on the ground with a new bae…

…These hoes, these hoes, shame on these hoes/I’m in the Maybach, I heard you got a repo.

Bring a fucking tear to your eye, doesn’t it.

Good luck to the lass.

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